egocentric ([info]amiselfcentred) wrote,
@ 2008-02-05 22:11:00
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Current mood:frangleterre.
Current music:je veux te voir.

LE UPDATE
JEUDI 28 FÉVRIER 2008
09:30 am STELLA MCCARTNEY Carreau du Temple
10:30 am VALENTINO Palais de Chaillot - 1 place du Trocadéro - Paris 16e
11:30 am LÉONARD Le Carrousel du Louvre - Salle Delorme*
12:30 pm BARBARA BUI Le Carrousel du Louvre - Salle Le Nôtre*
1:30 pm ANNE VALÉRIE HASH Le Carrousel du Louvre - Salle Soufflot*
2:30 pm GIAMBATTISTA VALLI Espace Eiffel - Quai Branly - Paris 7e
3:30 pm ZUCCA École Nationale Supérieure des Beaux-Arts - Salle Melpomène - 13 quai Malaquais - Paris 6e
4:30 pm CELINE Espace Ephémère Tuileries - Jardin des Tuileries – Paris 1er
5:30 pm HAIDER ACKERMANN Couvent des Cordeliers - 15 rue de l'Ecole de Médecine - Paris 6e
6:30 pm SOPHIA KOKOSALAKI Palais de Tokyo
8:00 pm YVES SAINT LAURENT Grand Palais - avenue Winston Churchill - Paris 8e

un hhardcore jour, je pense. je n’aime pas stella mccartney mais elle est mon premier défilé a la Paris et par consequence je pense je dois montrer mon visage. cependant, je dois levez a 4 ou 5hr pour le eurostar, donc mon visage semblera rugueux de la cul d’un badger.

quel a shit. mais je peux encore porter mes poussoirs de velours de ysl.

‘poussoirs’ is possible mon favouri mot de français. ou franglais, a mon interprétation. ou something.

I have decided I am dressing like a comedy frenchy for my first day in paris. I figure mascara through the moustache, black beret, stripy gaultier matelot and this almost utterly the same as every other coat I have charles anastase mini-french-trench



and a hideous printed scarfy-cravat and maybe some kind of huge diamanté PARIS brooch or a stick-on eiffel tower of like a loaf of pain or whatever else the frenchies are wearing pour les hivers.

man I am totally going to die ouvert la manche if I have to rely on these linguistic skills.

love,
Alex.

p.s.

this is utterly what I haaaave to use for the whole of pariche fashion week. totally (hahah tote-ally worst pun ever a french man is going to beat me to death with a jour-old baguette for that punny lingus).

p.p.s. is buying an oversized, out-of-season pleated leather-trimmed crimbo kane cardigan with diamond buttons a bad idea, or THE BEST I’VE EVER HAD?

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[info]lopshifting
2008-02-05 10:22 pm UTC (link)
That was the most insane franglais I've ever read. The most confusing bit was the shit bit, I know you know shit is merde.

Tu es un merde Alex. x

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merde-y bum.
[info]amiselfcentred
2008-02-06 12:02 pm UTC (link)
I thought I had used both 'shit' and 'merde' in the above ramblement.

try running it through babelfish. it's pretty great. then again I can entertain myself for hours with frandom french.

'frandom' was a typo but I kind of like it. do you want to come to a sølve sundsbø opening on thursday?

love,
Alex.

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[info]lopshifting
2008-02-06 12:58 pm UTC (link)
I would love to, what time is it?

I can hear my flatmate shouting whilst on the phone. I always fear when people shout down phones.

OR via babelfish:

J'aimerais à, quand est lui ? Je peux entendre mon flatmate criant tandis qu'au téléphone. Je crains toujours quand les gens crient en bas des téléphones.

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[info]screenage
2008-02-05 10:30 pm UTC (link)
french people hide the fact that they can speak english,
grace a friends.
i'm sure your french will more than open them up,
once again... beyond jealous.
plus you missed my birthday loser!
you'll have to make it upto me next week,

kyx.

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[info]amiselfcentred
2008-02-06 12:05 pm UTC (link)
some are nice, they are generally blighted as a nation. but they are going to have to speak english to me.

I was so pleasantly surprised that the concierge at my hotel is IRISH how great really.

yeah yeah I am terminally unreliable. I'll bring you back smething french. like... syphillis?

love,
Alex.

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[info]napalm_prisoner
2008-02-06 07:37 am UTC (link)
the jeremy scott oversize poodle cardigan is on ebay?
please touch a french person for me, okay.

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[info]amiselfcentred
2008-02-06 12:07 pm UTC (link)
I'm hoping I get to touch a french person... I'm not even going to continue down that terrible terrible route. we all know the unsavoury images I have in my head.

I saw the poodle. the low seller rating puts me off, but then again it is THE POODLE. I just hope it would arrive in time for fashion week. otherwise it's gold trench and dior homme glitter jeans. although that could be slightly humiliating if I'm expected to stand, n'est ce pas?

love,
Alex.

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[info]dorontheos
2008-02-09 01:18 pm UTC (link)
you'll notice white lines drawned on the floor of the Carreau du temps (stella mccartney). you'll wonder what they stand for.

man, i've learned how to play tennis on them for 8 childhood years.

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[info]amiselfcentred
2008-02-09 03:20 pm UTC (link)
fashionable childhood! did you wear a silk mini bubble-jumsuit and 'slippery when wet' t-shirt dress circa stella spring 2002?

sorry for massacring your native tonuge with my ignorance...

love,
Alex.

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[info]dorontheos
2008-02-10 10:04 am UTC (link)
no, i've always dressed as a boyscout, whatever the situation would me.
and there's nothing cuter on earth than an commonwealth boy speaking french.
i'm sure it's even sexier in real life.

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[info]amiselfcentred
2008-02-10 04:34 pm UTC (link)
I'm pretty sure my terrible terrible french just makes parisians want to punch me in the face.

especially as I will be grinning from ear to ear singing 'I love paris' and skipping around like an idiot.

pretty much what I always do then...

love,
Alex.

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